OScar Predictions because I forgot to join a pool

Picture: Avatar
Director: Bigelow
Actor: Bridges
Actress: Bullock
Supporting Actor: Waltz
Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique
Original SP: Inglorious Basterds
Adapted SP: Up in The Air
FL Film: The White Ribbon
Animated: Up
Original Score: Up
Original Song: “The Weary Kind”
Art: Avatar
Cinematography: Avatar
Costume Design: The Young Victoria
Makeup: Star Trek
Documentary Feature: The Cove
Sound Mixing: Hurt Locker
Sound Editing: Avatar
Visual Effects: Avatar
Editing: Hurt Locker
Short Animated: A Matter of Loaf and Death
Short Live: The Door
Documentary Short: China’s Unnatural Disaster

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Impeach Obama? | The New Republic

Chait:

The site mainly continues in this vein. Reasons to impeach Obama? There are so many reasons! Oh, the reasons we have. We could give you so many reasons that you’d be bored to tears.

hahahahahahha

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I want to start a new life with my valuable hunting knife

I created this blog many moons ago for the sole purpose of being able to write mean things about people I don’t know under a pseudonym. But I’m on better anti-depressents now and one of my New Year’s resolutions is to be nicer to people, so it no longer has a point of being.

Join me, won’t you, at my new blog bendreyfuss.wordpress.com.

Oh, my co-bloggers? Dead. Real tragedy. Spanish got TB and died, and Footsie, I don’t know, let’s say she was run over by a wagon.

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You always act surprised, you say, “how are you? good luck” but you don’t mean it

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director: Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor: Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
Best Actress: Kate Winslet in The Reader
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Best Original Screenplay: Milk
Best Adapted Screenplay: Frost/Nixon
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Film Editing: Slumdog Millionaire
Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Costume Design: The Duchess
Original Score: Slumdog Millionaire
Original Song: Down to Earth from WALL-E
Best Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Sound Editing: The Dark Knight
Sound Mixing: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Visual Effects: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Animated Feature Film: WALL-E
Best Foreign Language Film: Waltz with Bashir — Israel
Best Documentary Feature: Man on Wire
Best Documentary Short: The Conscience of Nhem En
Best Live Action Short: Auf der Strecke 
Best Animated Short: La Maison en Petits Cubes

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how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died?

A question, provoked by a late-night viewing of the film The Edge:

Why the fuck don’t people who are lost in the woods per a plane crash, people that know that search parties will be, well, searching for them, light the motherfucking forest on fire? A goddamned forest fire would attract their attention! The people can frolic in the lake whilst they wait.

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Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

Dear Californication,

A dear friend of mine went to Passages rehab. I myself once spent a fun filled week in a Passages associated half-way house. It is with the knowledge gained through  this association and experience that I can conclusively write that Passages does not believe in the 12-Step program.

Tell your fact-checkers to be but a bit more rigorous. They could have just read L.A. Weekly for god’s sake! Weeds never would have made this mistake.

yours, in the midst of many contrivings,

Bend

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All the knives seem to lacerate your brain, I’ve had my share, I’ll help you with the pain

gchat transcript

me: Sister, im going to have to pick up an eating disorder so that can be la pretty.
  i mean im already pretty, but im 20 pounds over being LA PRETTY
 emily: no, you are just going to have work out and excerisize
  l amakes dieting easy
 me: hahahahahahaha
  i laugh in your face
2:05 PM everyone knows that the only way to lose weight is thrugh anorexia and chain smoking
 emily: no one knows that
  i ‘m not dignifying this conversation
2:06 PM plus, i am starving
  so fuck off
 me: just drink some soup with chicken bullion and have some brown rice
2:07 PM hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
 emily: thanks
  you are dead to me now
  laughing at my pain
  and sorrow
 me: brown rice is gross
2:08 PM emily: i’ve only tasted it once
  and it made me sad
  i am making so much food for thanksgiving
 me: i lived on it a few months ago
 emily: and if you purge in my house
  i will kill you
 me: hahahaahahaha
 emily: kill you


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