Your paper money was the death of Christ And all these shorties comin up just resurrect your life- It’s like a cycle

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Since I’m a college graduate now and NYU can’t take my diploma away, I thought it might be fun to look at my more shameful Undergraduate moments. (Actually I am just too lazy to write anything new.) Here is an email I sent two hours before a fairly long paper was do:

Sister,

I have written many thousands of words on why Romantics should have thought Darwin misguided. Shockingly, I’ve only just realized that besides reading some poetry in 10th grade, I have very little conception of what the fuck romanticism was. it would be a damndable shame if it wasnt at all concerned with the intrinsic harmony and peace of nature.

You’re fond of poetry, what the fuck was romanticism?

love,
Brother

Honors, bitches, I graduated with honors.

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