I decided a couple weeks ago that I wasn’t good enough to have a blog. Not like in an objective “ability to blog” sense, but rather in an “all-encompassing critique of my life and personality and past and future” sense. Needless to say, I’ve been a little melancholy of late. It wasn’t anything you did, Internet, it’s just, well, I wasn’t smart enough or handsome enough or interesting enough for you. You were- nay, are- too good for me.
But then, what light?!
You, Internet- Friend, mother, secret lover- gave a gift unto the world that is so perfectly hilarious that I saw the sun- if only for a brief moment:
I am aware of all Internet traditions.
Best. Trolling. Ever.
If you don’t want to read the whole thread (though it’s encouraged) read John Cole’s breakdown.
Now I’m going to recede back into the darkness. Hopefully not that long from now I’ll have a thought worth sharing, but it doesn’t appear to be on the horizon.
