I can’t believe the election is over.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I have spent every minute of the last two years thinking about this. What am I going to think about now? My life? Please God, no!
My life is in shambles! Don’t make me do it. Whenever I have the misfortune of thinking about my very silly existence I fall accursed to the ground, and sob, prostrated, uncontrollably.
I do have NBA League Pass, so I suppose I can just go back to worrying about the Lakers. But I doubt that will end as succesfully as my current fascination. (Fuck you, Pau Gasol!)
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November 6, 2008 at 11:05 pm
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