This is the most depressing ad I’ve ever seen.
What a perfect bachelor pad you’ll have! And in an awesome location like West Hollywood you’ll be right near lots of hip bars filled beautiful woman who won’t fuck you in your absurdly expensive shoebox.
UPDATE: And like that, suddenly the shoebox doesn’t seem so bad:
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom East Village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom.
$400!
