gchat transcript
me: Sister, im going to have to pick up an eating disorder so that can be la pretty.
i mean im already pretty, but im 20 pounds over being LA PRETTY
emily: no, you are just going to have work out and excerisize
l amakes dieting easy
me: hahahahahahaha
i laugh in your face
2:05 PM everyone knows that the only way to lose weight is thrugh anorexia and chain smoking
emily: no one knows that
i ‘m not dignifying this conversation
2:06 PM plus, i am starving
so fuck off
me: just drink some soup with chicken bullion and have some brown rice
2:07 PM hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
emily: thanks
you are dead to me now
laughing at my pain
and sorrow
me: brown rice is gross
2:08 PM emily: i’ve only tasted it once
and it made me sad
i am making so much food for thanksgiving
me: i lived on it a few months ago
emily: and if you purge in my house
i will kill you
me: hahahaahahaha
emily: kill you
