You always act surprised, you say, “how are you? good luck” but you don’t mean it

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director: Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor: Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
Best Actress: Kate Winslet in The Reader
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Best Original Screenplay: Milk
Best Adapted Screenplay: Frost/Nixon
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Film Editing: Slumdog Millionaire
Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin [...]

how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died?

A question, provoked by a late-night viewing of the film The Edge:
Why the fuck don’t people who are lost in the woods per a plane crash, people that know that search parties will be, well, searching for them, light the motherfucking forest on fire? A goddamned forest fire would attract their attention! The people can [...]

Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

Dear Californication,
A dear friend of mine went to Passages rehab. I myself once spent a fun filled week in a Passages associated half-way house. It is with the knowledge gained through  this association and experience that I can conclusively write that Passages does not believe in the 12-Step program.
Tell your fact-checkers to be but a bit more rigorous. [...]

All the knives seem to lacerate your brain, I’ve had my share, I’ll help you with the pain

gchat transcript
me: Sister, im going to have to pick up an eating disorder so that can be la pretty.
  i mean im already pretty, but im 20 pounds over being LA PRETTY
 emily: no, you are just going to have work out and excerisize
  l amakes dieting easy
 me: hahahahahahaha
  i laugh in your face
2:05 PM everyone knows that the only [...]

Come on authors, grab your guns! It’s time to murder everyone

hahahahaha
Charlie’s Birthday didn’t just signify his aging. It also represented the anniversary of his mother’s death. She died while giving birth to him all those years ago. Charlie’s been living with that grief ever since Charlie’s father, media tycoon [something] Trout, had never wanted to celebrate his son’s Birthday. There were no Birthday parties for [...]

Hey Rich Girl, Well can you tell me why you’re so stuck up?

What the fuck is Dan’s motherfucking problem? I hope Chuck stabs him to death.
Also this Aaron Rose character is making me very, very angry.
And was that the Kings of Leon in the background of that Times Square scene?
I can’t believe I have to look at Wallace Shawn’s face and hear his grating voice. He hasn’t [...]

Please God, don’t be a bastard, Christ knows she deserves something nice for a change

While I’m ranting I might as well get Prop 8 out of the way.
Fuck you, people who voted for it.
I hope you run your fat bigoted asses into on coming traffic.
It’s simply motherfucking inexcusable. I’m from Los Angeles- the fact that my home state did this makes me want to riot. I was so happy [...]

Say after me, It’s no better to be safe than sorry

I need to vent.
I’m sure everyone has seen this From 52 to 48 thing that is going around. I came upon it a few days ago when I was masochistically reading The Corner and saw one of the less psychotic writers link to it approvingly. Then I forgot all about it, until just now when [...]

When the day was young and the night was long, And the moon stood still for the night birds song.

Why does Baskin Robbins think it’s my birthday?

I guess I should have known to stay away from a snuff film by Gene Genet

I hadn’t checked the Stats on wordpress for a while, mainly because it would depress me to be reminded that this blog has like eight readers, but today I decided to dive in.
I had forgotten that because I use song lyrics as post titles people end up reading my posts when they really don’t mean [...]