If there was a better way to go then it would find me

This is the most depressing ad I’ve ever seen.
What a perfect bachelor pad you’ll have! And in an awesome location like West Hollywood you’ll be right near lots of hip bars filled beautiful woman who won’t fuck you in your absurdly expensive shoebox.
UPDATE: And like that, suddenly the shoebox doesn’t seem so bad:
I am willing [...]

Gone, you’ll be gone, with all that we should be done

The Onion gone and done made funny my situation.
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
via MY

Trying to catch the perfect wave, It’s coming now, come on let’s rave

I love this, a comment by “Anonymous Joe” on an article about “Joe the Plumber,” posted Wednesday November 5th 2008:
The Obama camp ran a masterful campaign with one mistake…a stop in little Holland, Ohio and one real question from a real American. I would bet that if he ever runs for office again he will [...]

Don’t They Don’t They Do My Love

Since I already don’t update this blog ever, I think it will come as no surprise that I have no intention of changing my ways. I aint’ shutting this motherfucker down, because sometimes I might write something. But I am not going to do it regularly.
I had hoped that my co-bloggers would blog, but they [...]

I need someone to take some joy in something I do

I can’t believe the election is over.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I have spent every minute of the last two years thinking about this. What am I going to think about now? My life? Please God, no!
My life is in shambles! Don’t make me do it. Whenever I have the misfortune [...]

Que Sera Sera whatever will be will be

I thought McCain gave a good concession. He seemed understandably sad. His motherfucking cunt supporters were shouting “Sarah! Sarah!’ I hate those people. I hate them so much. I don’t hate McCain. I hate the campaign he ran, and I hate his ideology and I have no respect for the decision to put Palin on [...]

Old Saint John on death row, he just waiting for a pardon

Predictions! Predictions! Aye, I say Predictions! Herald in the new day, I say!
Presidential Popular
Obama: 52.3
McCain 46.8
Electoral Vote
Obama : 353
McCain: 185
I almost want to give Obama Indiana’s 11 electoral votes because i think that will be close. I also think McCain has a chance at pulling the upset in New Hampshire and Nevada.
Senate
Dems (including Sanders and [...]

I know you like her, well i like her too

The simple fact that Hilzoy needed to write this qualification makes me hate Bush the Younger beyond belief, as though i didn’t already:
I’d like to give a shout-out to the Pittsburgh police. I know nothing about the officers who worked this case, but it seems unlikely that they are all Democrats, all Republicans, or all [...]

I thought long and hard ’bout what I should say When life was at school, it just come out this way.

Why when I google “David Gregory” does this See Results for come up?
P.S. I can’t believe I just admitted to googling David Gregory

My eyes are open and now I see it’s all over for you and me

HAHAHAHAHA!
Fuck the New York Sun!
You deserve it you anti-subway bastards!