The site mainly continues in this vein. Reasons to impeach Obama? There are so many reasons! Oh, the reasons we have. We could give you so many reasons that you’d be bored to tears.

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Join me, won’t you, at my new blog bendreyfuss.wordpress.com.

Oh, my co-bloggers? Dead. Real tragedy. Spanish got TB and died, and Footsie, I don’t know, let’s say she was run over by a wagon.

Why the fuck don’t people who are lost in the woods per a plane crash, people that know that search parties will be, well, searching for them, light the motherfucking forest on fire? A goddamned forest fire would attract their attention! The people can frolic in the lake whilst they wait.

A dear friend of mine went to Passages rehab. I myself once spent a fun filled week in a Passages associated half-way house. It is with the knowledge gained through  this association and experience that I can conclusively write that Passages does not believe in the 12-Step program.

Tell your fact-checkers to be but a bit more rigorous. They could have just read L.A. Weekly for god’s sake! Weeds never would have made this mistake.

yours, in the midst of many contrivings,

Bend

Charlie’s Birthday didn’t just signify his aging. It also represented the anniversary of his mother’s death. She died while giving birth to him all those years ago. Charlie’s been living with that grief ever since Charlie’s father, media tycoon [something] Trout, had never wanted to celebrate his son’s Birthday. There were no Birthday parties for little Charlie. There weren’t even Birthday cakes. Nor were their gifts. A Lego set or a toy fire truck were never waiting at the foot of Charlie’s bed when he awoke on his Birthday morning. All he ever got was a deposit into his bank account.

Also this Aaron Rose character is making me very, very angry.

And was that the Kings of Leon in the background of that Times Square scene?

I can’t believe I have to look at Wallace Shawn’s face and hear his grating voice. He hasn’t been in anything worth watching since, what, like Clueless, and before that was The Princess Bride. I hope his father is turning over in his grave.

I’m seething, Gossip Girl. You are making me seeth.

UPDATE: What the fuck? It is the Kings of Leon and apparently it is Aaron Rose’s fucking theme music. It was edited as the background music in the Times Square scene, and is now playing in that idiots apartment!  Also the new Kings of Leon is terrible anyways.

Fuck you, people who voted for it.

I hope you run your fat bigoted asses into on coming traffic.

It’s simply motherfucking inexcusable. I’m from Los Angeles- the fact that my home state did this makes me want to riot. I was so happy and giddy on election night. Obama was winning all over the board. Then in the morning I found out about Prop 8. Godmotherfuckingdamnit. I wanted to set something on fire. History is going to look none too kindly on the people who voted to ban marriage. On a night when Americans came together and elected the first African-American President, California, Arizona, and Florida decided the kick the shit out of a huge number of Americans. Fuck you people for ruining this moment in history.

I was joking around with a friend of mine who lives in West Hollywood saying “that this is our generations last best hope to have a noble riot.” I hope I’m right and that this travesty marks the turning point in the entire GLBT debate- that this is some sort of dead cat bounce of homophobia. If I’m wrong and this bullshit keeps up sooner or later we’re going to have a real, proper riot. And if that happens I am going to break into motherfucking Best Buy and get me a flat screen TV.